Veteratorius

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:

  • Sexuality
  • Religion
  • Race
  • Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:

  • Not signalling while driving
  • How you treat wait staff
  • Which way you think the toilet roll goes

(via postulation)

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

(via awkwardvagina)